While reading the Dr. Seuss Sleep Book (impossible without yawning), I encountered a sentence that stuck with me. It’s about “five foot-weary salesmen” who have been racing around all day trying to sell zizzer zoof seeds, “which nobody wants because nobody needs.”
Today, I decided to make a list of articles that will never be written. Like the zizzer zoof seeds, they contain information that nobody wants because nobody needs.
Five Ways to Keep Your Baby Up All Night
“How stupid do you think I am?”: An Accurate Assessment
Pouff: Maximize Humidity Retention for Better Hair
Sweet Memories: How to Bronze Dog Mudprints from Your Carpet
10 Things I Wish Everyone Didn’t Know About Me
DIY Pocket Banners: Flag the Spot Where You’re Carrying Your Wallet
Slicker: Increasing Speed and Decreasing Traction on Your Rainboots
How to Ensure No One Will Forget What You Said at the Office Christmas Party. Ever.
Picnic Fun: Attract Angry Geese to Your Group in 3 Easy Steps
Be the Solution: A Frantic Woman’s Guide to Training Everyone to Depend on You for Everything
This is quite fun. Who wants to try? Name me some more articles that should never be written!!